DDD

DDD, Deep Dick Depression. A term used when someone has been deprived of dick for an elongated period of time. This person may suffer not only physically, but socially, spiritually, and emotionally as well. Not curable unless dick is prescribed immediately.

Ms. Fajita: "Hey Tuck, are you okay? This is the third day in a row you haven't turned in your homework."
Tuck: "Sorry Ms. Fajita, I've been suffering from major DDD."

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