Cocktastrophe

An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.

I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.

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Meal Steal

Verb.

To order a specific entree, when out with a group of friends, that a friend had already expressed interest in.

Tyler got the Chicken Crispers? I always get those...hey Tyler, what's with the meal steal?!