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Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.
I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind
The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.
Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?
Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.
Urban dictionary during political season
I used to like to check Urban Dictionary's word of the day until it turned into Liberal Dictionary. Ok we get it, you dont like Trump.
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Opposite of pitching a tent. Seeing something so unattractive that your penis inverts.
When I saw my grandma's boob pop out it was so disgusting I was pitching a cave.
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A feeling of extreme affection toward a person, usually a romantic interest. Similar to the sensation of swallowing a large amount of peanut butter. Including trouble breathing, pain in the chest, and trouble taking.
Allen: What's wrong Jeff, you look pale?
Jeff: Oh man, Tiffany is coming this way. She gives me that peanut butter feeling.