BMS

BMS: Blue Mountain State

Blue Mountain State is the Best show on Spike tv on Tuesday

BMS Give Me a Hell!!!! Give Me a
Yeah !!!! HellYeah!!!

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Ding-dong

Chocolate cream filled treat

Mayreni:I want a ding-dong!!!!!
Surround by a group who laugh
Mayreni: I just said I want a ding-dong!!!!
Mayreni gets red!!

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Jizz sock

When you jizz in your condom after having sex

Girl: what's that?
guy: it's my jizz sock, sock waste : cum

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Sirenscreamer

Yanking the chord to start the siren In the firetruck after having sex with a beautiful redhead whose a screamer and to let your firemen buddies whose king!!

Person 1:Dude I just bang this red head...gave her the Sirenscreamer!!!
person2: I heard dude let's get some beer man to celebrate!!!

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Cokedome

When cocacola is on the brain!!!

Cocacola buying it from drinks to underwear
to tattooing it on your left hand.
Person1:Kitty your a cokedome!
person2:Jay shut up!! Lol iknow it true!

He-man

Basically an average Joe in modern america but yet when the door closes he is a vagina destroyer in the good way

Jayce :I am He-man!!!!
Rick: Shut up and head back to work!!!
Jayce: ( to himself)yeah Ima head back to work on your wife!!! She knows who is the vagdestroyer!!!

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dryer sex

when having sex on the dry

having sex on the dryer. dryer sex
She loves it when i twist her knobs!!!

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