Missy

My dog

I love my dog who is missy

8👍 3👎

Call of Duty

A pretty good game series

Hey, do you wanna okay Call of Duty?

Nah fam

When a family member wants you to do something but you don’t want to

Brother: Wanna fap with me
Sister: Nah fam

20👍 13👎

Ex girlfriend

A cheating swine who has no decency or dignity

I hate my ex girlfriend

7👍 1👎

Ussiosoiruurgrgsh

Someone having a stroke and/or summoning the devil

Oh Ussiosoiruurgrgsh, I SUMMON THEE AS TO GRANT MY WISHES AND KILL THE MAN TO HAVE SAID STROKE

Your mother

A human I (and many 12 year olds on Xbox) have took part in consensual sexual intercourse with while you cry in the corner, but this is also used as a comeback when you are saddened by someone who has made you upset.

Offender: HA HA, I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER!
Victim: Ummm… WELL YOUR MOTHER
*oppisite*
Offender: HA, YOUR MOTHER IS MY BABE
Victim: *excessive crying*