Sharktopus

1: Extreme constipation, as might be experienced by something with two mouths and no anus, like the creature in the movie "sharktopus".

Being in a sharktopus state is characterized by the feeling that one has eaten a vast amount of food (like the beach population of Mexico) and is unable to pass it.

"Man, I ate two pizzas the other night, and I got a major state of sharktopus here - it feels like I'm going to explode!"

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