Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.

Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.

Running a Box

When you plan on using an entire box of condoms (specifically the 45 pack) on one girl in one night.

“You can have her bro, done ran a box on that bitch.” - Austin

“Running a Box is the ultimate power move in the bedroom” - Ryn

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This is it. The ultimate stage of utter boredom. At this point the only thing left to do is type it backwards . You type each letter skipping one key and going down a row after skipping.

Guy 1: Dude I'm so bored.
Guy 2: Have you tried qwerty?
Guy 1: I've done it all man.
Guy 2: Ok but have you tried "qeadzcwrsfxvetdgcbryfhvntugjbmyihknmuojlipkl"?
Guy 1: Wtf dude?

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