cool man syndrome

when you have the cool man sydrome you become cool

your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material

"hey joe, you look like you got cool man syndrome."

"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."

"so how's the family?"