Super-Asian

A combination of a gentleman and the lone wolf, this motherfucker grew up like any other Asian male. Harassed and belittled throughout middle and high school, he got sick of being picked on and hit level 9000. Shunning everything that society tried to mold him into, he went on a path to discover himself and attain “super sayian”. Nowadays, this super-asian is well connected in society, in good shape, a leader of his own pack, and a jack of all trades. Currently on the prowl for a mate, so you better watch out!

Girl 1: Did you see that super-asian in the back of the room?

Girl 2: There’s something charming and mysterious about him, I think I’ll ask him out.

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