Schlieman Crush

Getting with someone that your good friend has already got with, in the same night.

Person 1: "I got with Jeromeo last night"
Schlie: "HEY, so did I..."
Person 1: "Dude, you totally schlieman crushed me!"

Schlieman Schnot

When you're in a swimming pool etc. and you snot a water boogie. Pleasant.

A pool in zante...
Person 1 : "ohww you've got a little schlieman schnot"

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Schlieman Flush

When you get off with more than 6 people in one night. Classy.

Person 1: "How many people did you get with last night??"
Person 2: "Well..let's just see I got a schlieman flush"