piped out

when you dick a bitch down so good that it make her run home and tell her daddy how trill the dick was

White hoe: "Daddy, I got piped out by that black guy you work with last night"

White Hoe's Dad: "WHAT, I'm gonna KILL THAT NIGGER!!!"

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smoot

noun: the residue left in the toilet after a person takes a dookie.

"Jake, were you the last one in the bathroom?"

"No, why?"
"Cuz there's smoot on the toilet seat and you always have bad aim when you take a doo-doo.

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