Wookie

A criminally delicious item that can be made in most university dining halls and hotel buffets. A wookie is made by delicately nestling a chocolate chip cookie within the warm, cozy well of a folding waffle maker. Then waffle batter is lovingly drizzled over said cookie and cooked. People who have consumed wookies usually experience elevated heart rate, out-of-body experiences, visions of other worlds, and severe withdrawal symptoms.

A: "I think the last time I shat my pants was when I was 4."
B: "Dude, the last time I shat my pants was when my friend made me a wookie during breakfast."

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bull moose

having sex doggystyle and placing your thumbs to the sides of your head and extending your fingers like antlers. The girl (or guy) recieving is not supposed to know. If you have a witness you've joined the bull moose club.

Last night she had no idea I pulled a bull moose. Larry was secretly watching and now I'm in the bull moose club!

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