Shaky Shift Syndrome

When you hold down shift to make a bunch of capital letters, but end up letting go of it SO YOUR SeNtENCE LOOKs RETaRDeD like that.

"OmG I JUsT LOst THe GaME"
"Lol, what?"
"...Blame Shaky Shift Syndrome. >_>"

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rhsing

n. inf. Used when one cybers one's significant other without actually meaning to in the first place. And then gets carried away.

So, basically, you end up... doing stuff... to them and then feeling awkward and weird about it later.

"I wish I hadn't done that. Now I'm rhsing about the whole thing."
"Lol emotional hax."

Manual Breathing

Conscient, manual breathing (as opposed to unconscient, automatic breathing), where you directly control your inhaling and exhaling. Gets really annoying if it lasts.

"Manual breathing."
"OH NOES, I HATE YOU D:"

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