gumby

testicle. pl. gumbies.

Derived from conversation I had with friend wherein his nuts were hanging out the side of his cut-offs. His girlfriend said "Hey, your gumbies are hanging out!" To which I replied, "So's your pokey!

Lame reference to claymation hero and horse-ish partner.

"My gumbies were slapping her ass so hard it made my brain hurt."

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Pokey

See Gumby. Orange protoplasmic horse sidekick to green hand- and foot-less Claymation hero. Not very bright but quite willing.

Gumby: Pokey, please get your tail out of the fire

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neo maxi zune dwebie

See Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie. Somebody is a retard and can't spell or just thinks they can. In defense, however, this is an epithet, so no harm done.

Did you see that Star Wars backpack? What was it - vinyl? What a neo maxi zoom dweebie!

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