manicorn

A manicorn is like a black hole of hate. the dirty rotten moist hole of 5 dollar whores in Nevada. That sort of hole. A manicorn is a man so filled with this unholy of holy hate that through out his early stages in life as a man very much so similar to the pupae stage in most insects this hate festers. Then through metamorphisis he emerges from a blanket of distrust and mean mean words one morning. He is then a manicorn!!! This new manicorn looks very much so like an every day normal guy however he has a slight horn on is forehead. It is in this horn that ALL the hate that was collected by that filthy hole are brought together. It is here in this horn ... that hate lazers exist. BEWARE OF THE MANICORN!!!

Sarah: OMG hey william hows your day going? It seems you just evolved into a manicorn! COOL!"

William: FUCKING BLOODY PUSSY FART DIEEEEE!!!! *emits hate lazer and blows poor sarah's head off*

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