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The geese at the duck pond all having passionate sex with each other simultaneously.
Ro: What's that noise?
Bailey: It's the gorgy.
1) Agressively licking a fish to turn your partner on
2) Seafood smothered in cum
Would you like an Erotic Fish, sir?
Fogging up the toilet with gassy poo
"Bloody hell Margaret! Why'd you leave bog fog in the toilet?! It's stinking up the bathroom!"
When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.
It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.
Having a flavoured condom, but no one to use it with.
I broke up with my girlfriend recently, but I still have a flavoured condom. Such a Fruitless Effort...
Being in an incestuous relationship and being very obvious about it.
This guy was talking about how well he can pound his sister, that's bare incest.
1. An out of date Jammie Dodger.
2. A broken dodge charger
3. A pedophile that almost cums in children but never does.
Look at that Dodgey dodger over there!