Couch It Out

When someone sits (or lays) on the couch all day instead of doing something productive.

Jared: "Are you gonna go out to the bar today and watch the game?"

Chris: "No way. I got drunk as shit last night. I think I'm gonna just sit here and couch it out."

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Wing A Nap

To take a nap

Byron: "What are you gonna do later?"

Cory: "Probably get stoned and then wing a nap."

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take a wazzard

To take a piss.

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."

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