pillar'd

When one disobeyes her superior, resulting in subsequent turnination into a pillar of salt (metaphorically or otherwise).

see salted

And the Lord did say, "Ya'll done been pillar'd, bitches!"

My boss caught me playing minesweeper, resulting in subsequent pillar'd-ment.

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assbiscuit

A nickname that connotes fondness, much like biscuitlips and shitmuffin.

Who's a cute little assbiscuit? You are! Yes you are!

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biscuitlips

A nickname that connotes fondness, much like shitmuffin and assbiscuit; also, any sort of biscuit shaped like lips.

Look over here, biscuitlips.

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deathy

1) (adj) not awesome
2) (adj) used to describe someone or something that deserves punishment
3) (adj) malignant; preceeding death
4) (adj) a scent similar to that of decaying flesh
5) (n) a creature that waits in shadows to administer deathy death unto those who deserve to be death'd

That movie was good, but deathy.

And God did bitchsmite yon deathy assweasel.

I regret to inform you that you have a deathy tumor.

My god. This place smells deathy.

I almost got death'd by that deathy.

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bitchsmite

When you piss God off and he assaults you. This action is not intended to hurt as much as to humiliate.

Do not incur the Lord's wrath, for he will bitchsmite you.

death'd

1) to be killed by a deathy
2) to die of unnatural causes

Almost got death'd back there in the parking lot.

That wain't no natrul thang slainded dat bitch! She done been death'd!

shitmuffin

A nickname that connotes fondness, much like biscuitlips and assbiscuit.

My shitmuffin, I will love you til the end of time!

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