fauxgasm

When taking care of your own "business" you experience an orgasm so tame it almost isn't real. On an orgasm scale from 1-5 where 5 is a mind-blowing one, a fauxgasm is barely a 1.

Last night I took care of business as a way to relax before falling asleep and all I got out of it was a fauxgasm.

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Weedphoria

The first high on a fresh batch of weed after not having had any for 3 months.

Him: What did you do last night after work?

Me: Scored some shit and experienced some fantastic weedphoria.