Me

A person who looks up themselves on urban dictionary.

You: let me look up "me" too get some awesome complements!

Urban dictionary: you are a loser ;)

You: Oh-

*dies of natural causes*

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Water

A drink. Drink it. I said DRINK IT YOU DEHYDRETED BIT- *ehem* it is very good for you.

A drink that is good for you and people try and get you to drink it but you're too lazy to get up and grab a water bottle so you are (probably) going to die at an early age.

Have funnnn~ 😏