america

the stupid ass "country" i live in. people here cant tell their left from right. "people" here call football "soccer"(rednecks, dont give me that bs that the british created the word soccer! you dont see them calling rugby footbal!!!). speaking of the british, the americans like to make fun of their accent, even though the americans have the most retarded pathetic accent i have ever seen! i also have to go to highschool in this ignorant piece of land. i swear to god, if another ignorant piece of shit student calls me a nazi just because im german, i will beat them so hard i will knock both the fat and the ignorance out of them.

Joe has never heard of the conflict in Yugoslavia, the bloodiest war since WW2. In fact, he has never even heard of Yugoslavia. He must be from america.

America: The country which is the most powerful and thinks the European Union and its members are pussies and will never attacked them. How wrong they will soon find out they are.

Bob cant name a single country that starts with the letter U. He MUST be american.

Bill has tried to play football and after 5 min he quits fustrated because it takes so much time and energy. He is seen two weeks later watching the superbowl calling that a "real" sport and calling "soccer" a pussy sport.

How do you spell america: I-D-I-O-T-S

Typical serious (no joke) american question: How do you dial 9-1-1?

American: mustangs are so cool!
NORMAL HUMAN BEING: so why does that 1977 BMW have more horsepower?
YES AMERICANS THE REST OF THE WORLD MAKES PRODUCTS THAT ARE FAR BETTER QUALITY THAN A PRODUCT THAT SAYS "PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA!".

Americans spend half of their time eating, the other half sleeping..

Americans like to say that they speak english. I like to tell them that they speak american, aka improper english.

American's arguing topic: coke vs. pepsi
European's arguing topic: (boss) should i hire the american or the more intelligent squirrel

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