MLG

It stands for Major League Gaming. AKA Major Loser Geeks. It's full of nerds with white pasty looking faces who sound like goats when they talk playing halo 2 with each other in order to get them aroused for their circle jerk. Some people actually consider it a sport. Well, if it IS a sport, then it is the only sport i ever heard of where the best players are the ones who are lazy fat asses who never get off the couch and can't get any girls. Completely ironic if i do say so myself. However, they do have very strong hands due to frequent masturbation and constant use of the fingers and thumbs to "pwn nubs".

xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "OMG WTF MY NO SCOPE DIDN'T KILL YOU WTFFFFF!!!!!!!! fuckin bee ess!!!!!!!"

MLGJohn: "axxxxxshully, YOU MISSED ME CUSH U CAN'T NO SCOPE FOR SHIET CUZ U HAVE NO SKILL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I play in MLG so therefore my penis is larger than yours and i have more skill at life."

xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA WELL.....UR A FIAG! AND I DIDNT MISS CUZ I NEVER MISS CUZ MY NAME IS FWUCKING NO SCOPE SO OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE HOST! YOU'RE GARBAGE! NO FUCKIN SKILL!!! MIIIHHHHH!!!"

MLGJohn: "AXXXXXXSHULLY EYEPWNU ANNNNND I GET PAID TO PLAY CUZ IM SPONSORED SON! OH AND I ACT OUT HOW I AM GONNA PLAY BEFORE I PLAY SO I CAN MAXIMIZE MY PWNAGE POTENTIAL!"

xX n0 scizzop3 Xx: "YA.....WELL.....UR GAY!!! GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY! *Presses B to leave to leave the post game lobby*"

every girl in the world "wow these kids are fuckin NERDS!"

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