Fricker

An all round, jolly good chap

You wanna hold onto that one Laura, he's a real Fricker!

30👍 36👎

Shanghai Shampoo

Fuck a chick until you've built up a load large enough to paint a room. Then proceed to to blow it in her hair. Massage into scalp and rinse. Repeat if necessary.

I blow a load in her hair. Giving the appearance of a head of hair coated in shampoo.

26👍 11👎

Peck

And incredibly long orgasm

Woah dude last night i had a peck.

12👍 48👎

Drunk Bitch

A person, male or female. That talks too much shit and trys to start fights after consuming too much alcohol.

Yeah, that TKE last night was being a drunk bitch! Thats why we kicked his ass!

63👍 29👎

D'arcy Wretzky

One of the sexiest females alive. The Smashing Pumpkins original bassist but left late 1999.

'D'arcy Wretzky is hot'

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Rugby

You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.

'England suck at rugby, they only do kick goals because they cant get tries'

53👍 51👎

Run DMC

Fucken greatest rappers ever. In a class of there own when compared to 50 Cent, Eminem and thos other wannabe assholes.

Run DMC - The only good rap

538👍 269👎