virginia

A state that looks like a dead turkey, is divided by every weather map on TV, has one of the largest malls on the east coast, does not have incestuous lovers, (that'd be West Virginia if you're into that kind of thing.), is full of people who, like me, aren't shotgun owning old men, and has diverse wildlife and natural attractions. We don't have southern accents unless we're right on the southern border, no one says "OMG VIRGINIA VAGINAAAA!" unless they're under the age of eight, we don't hump our uncles, and we don't shoot trespassers, believe it or not.

Young Virginian: HEY, ZOMG VIRGINIA VAGINA!
Adolescent Virginian: Hey, I've never humped my uncle.
Middle Aged Virginian: Hey, my kids aren't the product of myself and my brother.
Elderly Virginian: Hey, if you hop on my lawn I won't shoot you in a moonshine-induced haze.
Inconsiderrate and immature UrbanDictionary user: HEY, LOL VIRGINIA SOUNDS LIKE VAGINA AND DEY FORNICATE WID DERE UNCLEZ IN VIRGINIA LAWLZLZLWLZL!!!!!!!1

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