dickulator

When a sexy ass man has to calculate how long it has been since a woman has had sex. .

Heather

“I haven’t had sex in 6 months. I need to at least 5 times a week.”
Les

“ouch. that’s 260 times you missed!”
H “are you using a calculator?
L “nope, My hard & horny brain”
H “so, your dickulator?”
L “yup”

overlapper

One who fails to break up in a current relationship before starting a new one.

or if you are from Massachusetts... ova-lappa

"Fran is an overlapper. Afraid to have the awkward breakup talk after they have found another lover."

hornday

Hornday is horny Monday. No sex on the weekend but you can look forward to a horny Monday at the office. It's a blue balls Monday for all. Just assume evryone else wants to have sex too.

It's Hornday. When friends keep texting each other naked picts on Monday while working because they didn't get anything over the weekend.

cummilingus

the sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a luscious lady and simultaneous jerking off when they both orgasms he cums all over her stomach.

I love a good day of cummilingus. It gets me get off when he preforms cunnilingus on me while jerking off on me and cumming on me. this act of cummilingus is an epic dual orgasm.