Pig in the Mud

When a cop is hiding in order to catch someone breaking a law.

Be careful at that highway off ramp. I saw a pig in the mud off to the side.

Slut Double

A woman that looks like a celebrity (actress, model, musician, pornstar, etc.).

My girlfriend is Alexis Amore's slut double.

I was fucking Jessica Alba's slut double the other night.

I like to fuck slut doubles since the real thing is out of my league.

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Swamp Donkey

Corrupt Democrat (Influencer, Journalist, Lawyer, Leader, Lobbyist, News Anchor, News Reporter, Politician) who is a member of “the swamp”

It would be nice if Donald trump got rid of all those swamp donkeys before leaving office.

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Yearm

A sound you can vocalize when you are moving, usually in a automobile, and you make a turn. It is meant to imitate the sound of a large vehicle zooming by.

Yearm.

Yeeearrrmm!