Salad

A person who is boring, dry and flavourless. Particularly someone who doesn't want to do something like going out or getting fucked off their tits. Can also be adapted and added to, eg. Calling someone a chicken caesar, nicoise or crouton. Originated from shlad being autocorrected to salad.

Henry: "Let's go out and get sloooshed tonight!!"

Marion: "Nahh soz mate don't feel like it, got a 9am tomorrow."

Henry: "Oh my fuck you salad, fucking queen of the salad munchers, chicken caesar cunt."

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