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An Asian's morning wood.
person 1: "He had such a hard on this morning."
person 2: "He's asian right?"
person 1: "Yeah?"
person 2: "So would you call his morning wood a bamboo?"
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A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.
person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"
person 2: "..."
person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."