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ebaysturbate

The act of spending time browsing online auctions, often with no intention of actually bidding.

Bettie's staying home tonight. She just wants to ebaysturbate.

by HHWB May 3, 2011

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Petraeus missile

Penis

Dude, what are you doing Saturday night?
I'm going out and see if I can shoot my Petraeus missile.

by HHWB November 17, 2012

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