lie

when Pinocchio's nose get's long enough to use as a second dick

-Did, you lie about cheating on me?
-No! Of course not. I was just at a friends house
(he was at an orgy party)

Rowyn

The epidemy of a hate crime. A Rowyn is a black, gay, genderfluid alien.

Wow, Look who's teaching how to pop popcorn now, Rowyn. You're going to become a Rowyn.