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Belmont Mystique

You know when you get out of the shower, and you’re mirror is really foggy? Or when you stare at the sun for a while and everything is a little bit obscure? Or even when you get hit by a car and you’re like, “Huh?” Or when you leave a tootsie roll on your dashboard in the summer? This is what you call the Belmont Mystique.

Wow! Summer Bockart really has the Belmont Mystique. Have you seen her Karhu’s?

Taylor: “I’m really thinking about asking out that girl.”

Hayden: “I don’t think you should do that. She just doesn't have the Belmont Mystique.”

by HJ-48 April 12, 2019