telephoto

A lens commonly used by stalkers and perverts.

Jimmy was taking pictures of his neighbor undressing with his 1200mm telephoto lens.

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canada

A wonderful country that has produced some very, very hot women such as Elisha Cuthbert and Pamela Anderson. Also I spent two weeks there and only heard one "ey."

Damn, why are Canadians so fine, eh?

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gimp

The Gimp is a man they keep dressed from head to toe in black leather bondage gear. There are zippers, buckles and studs here and there on the body. On his head is a black leather mask with two eye holes and a zipper (closed) for a mouth. They keep him in a hole in the floor big enough for a large dog.

ZED: Bring out The Gimp.
MAYNARD:I think The Gimp's sleepin'.
ZED: Well, I guess you'll just have to go wake him up now, won't you?

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