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The collection of underwear a guy steals from the girls he sleeps with.
Three weeks into the semester, I had fucky charms from the entire sorority.
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When a person feels sexually frustrated.
"No guys know what I want in bed," she wined, sexasperated.
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A list of men in whom time has been invested, sexually.
Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.
Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!
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When a son/daughter is intolerable or unlikable, just like their father/mother.
The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.
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When a girl has had so much sex her vagina needs a rest, and she cannot continue.
After sleeping with half the football offensive line this weekend, the girl exclaimed, "I cunt go on! At least not until tomorrow."
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