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Jack

Crazy mofo who will rek ur life...in a good way. Everyone talks about him but he doesn't realize it, is the hottest guy at ur school. Probably played minecraft as a kid. Is definitely the craziest person in ur squad and will beat anyone at physical combat.

Can do as many backflips in a row as you tell him to do before losing consciousness. Will attempt any challenge without question.

Will be the first to submit to any form of authority, and will most likely become a killing slave...prepare for the apocalypse.

A: "Hey, would you mind taking my pic? I gotta go backflip off that cliff."

B: "Yeah, sure dude. Ur such a Jack."

by HOLYSHITCAPSLOCKISON December 5, 2017

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Taylor

The Jerry of every group.

Man, Taylor's such a Jerry.

by HOLYSHITCAPSLOCKISON December 6, 2017

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Puck

A slightly crazy man who (most likely) lives in the woods. Can survive with nothing but a hatchet in complete wilderness. This is the type of guy you would want in a zombie apocalypse. However, if you encounter a Puck in his natural habitat...turn and run. He WILL try and convert you. Also, he will most definitely give you a reason to rhyme his name with a certain word...

Holy shit! Look at that Puck! He's totally gonna slaughter that goat.....wait wut?

Wow, you totally pucked that up.

by HOLYSHITCAPSLOCKISON December 5, 2017