Spermman

Spermman
Spermman
Does whatever a sperm can

Eats a dick, any size
Catches cum just like flies.
Look out!

Here comes the spermman.

Is he thick?
Listen bud
He’s got radioactive nuts
Can he suck lots of nuts?
Yes and he’ll give you head
Hey there
There goes the spermman

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Theres a streak of white
He cums just in time

Spermman
Spermman
Kinky neighbourhood, spermman
Dick and balls
He wanks off
Pleasure is his reward
To him
Life’s sucking lots of nuts
Wherever there’s a dildo
You’ll find the spermman

“Spermman was eating dicks again”

Server daddy

My protector and daddy. Daddy you sexy mf. If you find yourself a server daddy you will never have to worry again. Daddy’s are knows for their love of fingering scrub daddy, thus led to the marriage of server daddy and scrub daddy.

“Server daddy my beloved”

Sexychickenfeet

Do you ever just stare at them sexy chicken feet. Well this is the word for you! Sexychickenfeet means exactly what you would think it to mean. It can even be shortened to SCF. So next time you wanna suck them chicken feet, you can tell your friends about it

“Omg Jeremy! Look at those sexychickenfeet”

Footsexual

Anyone with a foot kink this is your kind of sexual. When people ask what your sexuality is, make sure to reply with this. You might lose a few friends, but atleast your being honest

“Gosh I am so footsexual for Satan’s feet”

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Gay mary

The gayest bitch you will ever meet who also happens to be a hot sexy furry. Their words not mine

“It’s gay Mary on all fours again”

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