Bryasexual

A boy who enjoys fingering his own asshole, and sometimes his ear.

Bryant and Matthew tell their parents that they are going to hang out together, but when they are with each other, they experiment with each other. They are both Bryasexual.

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gyropedokidnapper

A human being who is both gyrosexual and pedosexual. They frequently kidnap children before having passionate sex with them.

Fred: I am a gyropedokidnapper
Ben: Totally Tubular man

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dinkle dong

When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.

Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts.
Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass.
Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender.
(Billy is bisexual)

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protosexual

When someone is sexually attracted to new things.

Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016.
Matthew moans for new born children.
Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails.
Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires.
All of these people are protosexual.

delosexual

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.

fuck you delosexual

fangwangler

a stupid or unjust person. Similar words are, "dumbass," "idiot," "moron," etc.

George was peeing in the public fountain, and he didn't seem to know that what he was doing wasn't socially acceptable.

You: You fangwangler!

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butter'd up

when you fill up the butthole.

matthew butter'd up jason last night for a new video on slapdaddy.com