bring me the horizon

Bring me the horizon.
Other wise known as Bring me the hair straighteners.
Are by far the worst band going.
Try hard scene kids "lovezzz" BMTH when they don't really.
They listen to bring me the horizon to look cool and fit in.
Oli Sykes the front man, wears more make-up than a drag queen.
He is a very stereotypical scene kid.
Too much make up, crap hair, tight clothes, and hes in a screamy "brutal" band.
He is also an arrogant fucker!

Most REAL scene kids, dont like BMTH cause they have sense.
The FAKE ones love BMTH. The boys want to be Oli and the girls want to sleep with him. (I wouldn't want to get his foundation on me)

Oli also owns drop dead clothing - I don't like that either.

FAKE SCENE KID: "I'm going to see Bring me the horizon tonight"
FAKE SCENE KID2: "OMGZZZZ I'M LIKE SO JEALOUS, OLI SYKES IS SOOOOOOO HOTT"
FAKE SCENE KID "yeah I know i'd tap him"
REAL SCENE KID: "BMTH are rubbish, you want to listen to real music AND Oli Sykes isnt good looking, sort it out"

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