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When a person becomes so morbidly obese that he needs to dragged to the bathroom in a wheelchair
OMG I saw a man at the beach earlier today and he has such a Ritvi Bod.
A harami man , who goes after girls that are committed especially if they're from Bihar , they can't smile cuz their teeth are crooked as shit and they constantly lust over female athletes under the pretense of admiration, if you could describe them in one word it's scum.
Oh god I slept with my best friend's girlfriend intentionally, I even seduced her in front of him at the library, I'm such an Addu
A man that goes after girls who he knows are in a relationship, his objective? To break the seal and get that chut
Aditya: "Bro you're such an advait going after sneha like this "
Arunangshu: "No bro you've got it all wrong , I would never do such a thing."
Tall dark and handsome ,or so he likes to say..., boasts about his height to hide his insecurities , when in tense situations, tendancy to make low quality memes increases ten fold, has severe lack of female companions as well as an extreme foot fetish. Likes to be hand fed biryani by his mom while watching Puli on Sun TV, favourite movie-Never back down. Likes long walks on the beach whilst thinking about his everlasting loneliness in the contraption that is his life.
Ritvis mom:'Why can't you be like Mohith? He goes for a run everyday and keeps himself fit, waste dhan nee'
Ritvi:'Im sorry ma, I'm just not on his level'