Nair Mail

You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.

She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.

He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado

what are these

Same as what are those, but "these" refers to gloves.

D'Neille, hun, what are these? Does some unfortunate little boy have these AND cold hands? Are these what you wear when you chop wood for your husband? No, these must be from the lost and found on the side of the highway.

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Arabian dolphin

When you see your male co-worker, vulnerable, approach him from the rear, then take your strong hand and sneakily place your hand between his legs in a candy cane formation. Once in the Bermuda triangle, bellow the Syrian war cry, "ALALALALA", as you fiercely grab co-worker by the stones and lift them off the earth. At the full extension of the lift, announce, "ARABIA!"

YOU KNOW THAT FNG, JEFFERY, WHO WORKS SALAD STATION? I LET HIM FEEL THE ARABIAN DOLPHIN AND HE NEVER TOSSED A SALAD so well. Dressing and greens were everywhere.