Zambezi Steamer

A bowel movement of great intensity brought on by the over consumption of spicy food.

Usually a slow building and contemplative process that crescendoes into the birthing of a mighty feculence.

So pungent, fervid and sultry is the defecation process that it steams up the entire bathroom to a state reminiscent of the dank and humid jungles of Central African flood plain of the Zambezi River.

Uncle Deepak just dropped a Zambezi Steamer and flattened the upstairs bathroom. We must open all the windows and evacuate the house quickly!

Boston Beauty

In reference to the extreme lack of attractive females in the North American city of Boston .

A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.

A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.

Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.

Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.

“Did you see Jimmy with that Boston Beauty at the bar last night?”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”

“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”