jelly bracelets

Jelly Bracelets look great with every thing... just because they mean something doesnt mean u have 2 do it.... like sure u can if u want but w/e if u dont want 2 then dont....where i come from they mean:
~Red =Kiss
~Purple =Hugg
~Green =Sex Toys
~Clear =what ever girl wants
~Pink =Eat out
~Blue =Blow job
~Black =Sex
~Yellow =Outdoor sex
~Gold =Lap dacne
~White =Make out
~Clear/Sparkles =Head
~Orange =69er
~Glow in the dark =w/e guy wants
~Sliver =Anal
~Glittery =Finger
~Dark blue =Hardcore
~Indigo =Hand job

"Dude last night was the best i got this hott chicks blue bracelet she gives the best Blow jobs ever"

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Vermont

Vermont is...
Boring
Cold
Useless
Boring
NOTHING TO DO
No cities
BORING

Im from Vermont, Kill me

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trip balls

To have a strong emotional reaction.

Man, when she told me what she had done with those two guys, it made me trip balls!

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Let Down

A very good song by Radiohead, of the OK Computer CD.

Thom Yorke is awesome !

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Mandingo

A monstrously huge penis, exceeding at least 12 inches in length. Best covered with baggy blue athletic sweats.

Sally: "I am so fucking sore from last night, and i get around... i mean this shouldn't happen."
Jane: "What did you expect, Ralph sports a Mandingo under those goofy sweats."

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jam jam

the male genitalia also known as a penis.

Will you show me your jam jam?

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Australia

the best f***ing country in the world. great surf, great climate, great people.
we aussies have funny accents and we speak too fast for americans.

"yeah! i'm an AUSSIE!! carn the crows!"

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