Happy Valley

The sweetest dorm on Marlboro College Campus that is continually trashed and eroding. Frequented by belligerency and tripping kids. In the past, it has had an opium den, prostitution rings, surrogate mothers, avid hula-hoopers, muff-diving competition and more than enough LSD. Often questions if motherfucker is a compound word. Dirty panties are also sold here. Also referred to as HPV.

"Happy Valley is on a lot of druuugsssss."-Sweetest RA ever
"I am currently not on fire"-Resident
"I'm sober, let's go the Valley and get fucked up".
"Is that that a tree on the roof of HPV?"

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