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Term used to describe a pre date meeting between two people considering a first date.
This event is an informal encounter such as going for a walk or having a coffee or other beverage in order to determine the suitability of planning a future first date.
Typically, there are no date expectations of this get-together such as door opening, which party pays, or any end meeting salutations.
Hand holding may be considered acceptable during a zero date depending on the meeting circumstances however this must be agreed upon by both parties.
The zero date (ZD) should be considered prior to any first date, eating date, drunk date, nap date , road trip date, hug date, movie date, kiss date, or meet the family date.
Note - dates may be combined together for simplicity but should be kept to a maximum of 3 types of dates per event.
"I'm not sure if I want to go on a date with him. He may be an axe murderer."
"No problem. Just do a Zero date to see if you both connect first."
"Great idea. I'll text him now!"
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A description of someone who appears to be a snowboarder.
Common examples of this type of person may include :
-wearing of snowboard brand clothing
-wearing of oversized clothes
-unkempt hair
-facial hair
-lazy demeanor
"He's always wearing that Burton hat. He's so snowboardy!"
This meeting between two parties typically follows any other date including the Zero date in order to determine compatibility with one another during a sleep related event.
During the Nap date, both parties agree to partake in a sleep act with one another for deciding if future dates should be planned.
The rules for a Nap date vary depending on the individuals involved however the function is meant to measure overall comfort, snoring, general touch, cuddle ability, blanket sharing, and proper hand placement.
"Hey. I haven't seen you with Joe lately. Aren't you two dating anymore?"
"No. We did the Nap date and I found out he snored and he had terrible blanket sharing capabilities."
"Oh I'm sorry you had to go through that. Good thing you caught it before the road trip date."
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A person who sneaks snacks into a movie theatre to avoid paying 20 dollars for popcorn and 10 dollars for candy.
"Wow you went to a movie last night? That just have cost you a fortune?"
"No. I snuck in a bag of nuts and some carrot sticks."
"Great job Snack sneaker!"
A condition suffered when you start to feel murdery at the sound of someone else's snoring when you're trying to sleep.
"How did your nap date go?"
"Not great. I had to elbow him for snoring."
"Oh I forgot that you have snore rage."