Satanism

The religion of routing for gloomy disgusting wet weather; this religion is mostly confined to idiots with nothing better to do but wallow in misery with other Satanists; personal hygiene is not a pre-requisite for Satanists; most don’t believe in showers or any kind of fragrance and welcome members smelling like the stench of death.

Oh you like this gloomy Eeyore miserable weather? Tell me how is it practicing the religion of Satanism?

Hey you smell like a sewer! Welcome aboard!