HIV

Rarely-needed abbreviation for "hot island vagina", often confused with the not so desirable life-threatening virus.

Dude, I went to Hawaii last week and got HIV.
Oh my god, man. I'm so sorry!
Sorry? Best HIV of my LIFE, bro! Mmm, mmm.

Student: Can you get HIV from a public toilet?
Teacher: Reach for the stars, kid.

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