Penis

A blunt weapon used to beat the walls of dark and slimy caves.

Emits a foul smell that will cause any mortal to gag in close courters. Oral application often leaves people with a deep regret and disgust for humanity and their actions.

After beating the cave, the penis will inject a horde of parasites to infect the cave. After this, the cave's inhabitants will experience pain, discomfort and depression. A parasite or few may grow and tear apart the cave after raiding it of all its resources and never return.

The penis has a natural sheath made of a grotesque imitation of human flesh that is essentially useless.

It has two states:
1. Limp and lifeless. The penis is inactive and flops around aimlessly, causing discomfort to anyone around it.
2. When the penis is "turned on" its ego grows and it becomes a "dick" / "cock". It becomes so engorged with its own blood that it will exlpode after beating the cave. After the intense explosion, the penis becomes sad and limp again rendering it useless once more.

(Also it lets you peepee)

"He attacked my cave with his penis and now I'm infected with the virus for the next 9 months!"

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