Phelps Photo Op

The act of forgetting that almost everyone that owns a phone also is carrying a camera or video camera. The act of doing something stupid or regrettable that is caught on camera.

Hey when you went to that party, I saw a Phelps Photo Op shot online.

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Homeless Leg Syndrome

The syndrome where you see a homeless person limp or hobble around at a stoplight with his sign hoping for a handout- then when no one is looking he/she walks normally without a limp or impairment.

Hey bro- I saw you elsewhere and you were not limping and I saw you a little while ago and you looked fine- and now I see that you have Homeless Leg Syndrome.

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Goozie Pipe

East Baltimore term for your esophagus or throat.

I was eating that sandwich and it was so dry it got stuck in my goozie pipe going down, hon.

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toot & scoot

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

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Went Up

A term used when something expires, dies, stops working, quits, breaks down. People from other countries look stupefied and wonder where "it" went when used in context by an American.

Bill: What happened to your lawn mower?

Mike: It went up on me last week!

Bill: I guess you have to go out and buy another one!

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roll a 7

Same as "throwing a 7". In craps, this is when you are finished, or "crap out". Synonymous with dying. When someone rolls a 7, they are dead.

Hey bud- keep eating gravy at this rate, and you will certainly roll a 7.

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stop drop and roll

The act of having to take a quick bowel movement and moving on.

Hey Bill- that taco is kicking me- pull into that rest area so I can "stop drop and roll".

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