Sofiia

They are literally god. No better than god sofiia is the cool as shit and has celery thrown at them on multiple occasions

Person 1:Hey who’s that getting hit with celery
Person 2: Oh that the great mighty god sofiia

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Jacky

Jacky Jack is swaggy swag
Jacky is a snazzy fellow in a bow tie
Jackys favorite cartoon character is smexy Patrick in a maid dress

Person 1: who that with the person with a bow tie and smexy Patrick shirt
Person 2:THATS JACKY

Person 3:JACKY JACK IS SWAGGY SWAG

Lily

Lily is poggers, lily is very very pogchamp, Lily’s favorite thing to do in her free time is make corny pickup lines also did I mention she is poggers

Lily: do you like Star Wars wars? Cause Yoda the only one for me
Person 2:*SWWOOONNN*

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