Democrat

1. A political party, the founding of which was credited to Thomas Jefferson in the late 1790's, whose ever-shifting identity has as of late sided with the left side of the political spectrum, and extends as far as socialism, but not communism
2. A participant in one of the greatest and longest-lasting teen fads in the history of America, its latest incarnation being anonymous, which places ex-Prez Bush below even Black people because republicans are racist fucks.
3. Anyone likely to believe that Republicans (not to be confused with republicanism, which Democrats fully embrace) are more fascistic than the leader of Germany's socialist party, Adolph Hitler.
4. What you get when you take our drugs away from us, you uptight capitalist pigs, with your fucking obsolete Christian morality.

MISCONCEPTIONS:
All Democrats are Liberal
All Democrats are not racist
All Democrats are secretly racist
All Democrats are as miserable as those in broadcasting/politics (eg. Keith Olbermann, Barney Frank)
All Democrats are smart
All Democrats are hippies
All Democrats hate Republicans
All Democrats are Democrats

Core beliefs:
Abortion is cool
The Gov't should help the poor
The Gov't should regulate stuff to prevent recessions and whatnot
The Gov't should only bother the rich.
Climate change is preventable
Socialist countries are economically more stable and prosperous than really Capitalist ones, and arent in fucktons of debt

In conversation:
Democrat: Ann Coulter is a bitch
Republican: Yeah she totally is
Democrat: What did I say about talking, idiot
Republican: Commie bastard!!
*fight*

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