faux-bae

A fake boyfriend/girlfriend, usually for the purpose of fending off unwanted suitors.

"Hey, did you hear Hannah's going out with Trevor?"
"Nah, dude, Trevor's her faux-bae."

"Damn."

Alt-white

Alt-white: Accolade bestowed by minorities to sensible Caucasians with an inclusive worldview

MotherJones.com is the ultimate alt-white site

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